leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

edating:

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!

I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.

mahuika:

“look what you’ve made me ship” an autobiography by me

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

greatwhiteprivilege:

my least favorite animals are children

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

i am beginning to get genuinely concerned about my lack of motivation to do anything ever.

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

romulusthread:

i want to be a dragon so i can breathe fire on those who defy me

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

avoxia:

how to politely tell my friends they can’t have any other friends

shouldabeenablowjob:

[reading fic]

[cute thing happens between otp]

[covers face]

[grins]

[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]

[long high pitched whine]

[straightens self out and continues reading]

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

fuckyeahtxtposts:

whenever i am out somewhere there is a 99% chance i am thinking about going home and sleeping